1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,360 ORGAN MUSIC AND HUMMING 2 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:06,560 BEEP 3 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:08,400 Sir, I have Carol on line one. 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:11,720 BEEP 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,120 She says it's urgent. Oh, for flip's sake. 6 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,840 Now is not convenient, Tiffany. 7 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,240 That woman will not ruin this day. 8 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,880 What the fuck is going on in this backwards place, man? 9 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,360 Did you not even open your handbook? 10 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,120 It's, like, the most anticipated event of the year. 11 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,720 Ooh, is the Duke of Edinburgh coming? 12 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,600 You're an idiot, you know. 13 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:58,320 Bro, this is some Midsommar, like, Wicker Man-type shit. 14 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,040 Proper human sacrifice and all that. 15 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,160 Why have you always got so much to say? Come on. 16 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,160 ORGAN MUSIC 17 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,160 Erm... Whose mixtape is this? 18 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,640 What the hell is he wearing? 19 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,960 I don't know. It's kind of working, though. 20 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,720 Carruthers Challenge commence! 21 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,280 CHEERING 22 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,680 Yeah, they're going to kill us. 23 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:22,800 Did you drug me or something? 24 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:23,960 Er, no. 25 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,520 You had shrooms, remember? 26 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,880 Wait, did we fall asleep together? 27 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,120 Oh, I swear to God, if you say anything to anyone about this, 28 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,840 I'll nail your balls to the notice board. Of course not, Rupert. 29 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,000 Rupert. I just know you want to slip one in 30 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,960 and I can't be giving you such easy access, can I? 31 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,000 You wish. Like I'd want to touch your arsehole 32 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,760 when I know your bathroom routine. 33 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,840 Well, come on, spray up. 34 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,160 It's Carruthers Day. 35 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:51,960 Come on, we're going to be late. 36 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:56,920 For generations, Carruthers Challenge has showcased the very 37 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:00,160 best of the future leaders of this country, 38 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,880 who hail from our very own St Gilbert's. 39 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:07,000 They show us their endurance, 40 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,520 their grit, their selflessness. 41 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:13,520 Nice of you to join us, lover boys. 42 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,200 LAUGHTER I will deal with both of you later, 43 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:20,680 just as Lord Carruthers did when he sacrificed his left foot 44 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,200 to win the Battle of Coventry. 45 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:27,720 His foot? So, every single winner of the Carruthers Challenge 46 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:31,560 goes on to achieve a reputation at St Gilbert's that goes on 47 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,240 way past their graduation. 48 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,440 Because this is more than a competition. 49 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,880 This is a legacy. 50 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,080 This could be the making of you. 51 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:54,120 So, I encourage as many of you sixth formers as possible to take 52 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:59,840 part and let us see what you are really made of. 53 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,400 Mrs Goodlow. 54 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,480 For those who are brave enough to compete, 55 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:10,680 today will push you to your limits, physically and mentally. 56 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,480 You'll have to overcome not just your opponents, 57 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,400 not just your team-mates, but yourselves. 58 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,320 The rules are simple. 59 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:24,080 In teams of three, find the Pip, retrieve the ceremonial boot, 60 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,200 and cross the line unscathed. 61 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,040 If at any point you are hit, you drop your weapon 62 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,800 and you can only play defence. 63 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,720 You may be a team, but there can only be one winner. 64 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,040 And how you decide who crosses the line with the boot 65 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,200 is none of my concern. Clear? 66 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,360 Clear! 67 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,080 What is a Pip? 68 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,400 A ceremonial what? 69 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,760 Good luck. 70 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,640 And to the victor... 71 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,560 ..go the spoils! 72 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,560 CHEERING 73 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,840 Oi! 74 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,560 Are you two still sulking? 75 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,840 You guys still haven't told me about the party. 76 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:14,560 I'm so gutted I missed it. 77 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,760 God, I love shrooms. 78 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,080 Bet it was stupid fun. 79 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,320 It was fine. Fine. 80 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,800 I hear you hooked up with Toby again, Abs. 81 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,160 Did you know about this, Flo? 82 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,640 Hm-mm. 83 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,000 Well, anyway, I came up with a new team name for us. 84 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,760 It's FAB - it's Florence, Abby, Beatrix. 85 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,040 God knows how I came up with it, but I really love it. 86 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,240 We will get the boot this year. 87 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,160 A whole day with zero classes 88 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,320 and you still want to do some organised shit. 89 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,600 It will be fun! 90 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,720 I bet you're up for it, Flo. 91 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,640 Babe, I'm broken. 92 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:44,600 Then we'll help you, won't we, Abs? 93 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,880 I think that's the least that you can do. 94 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,360 Anyway, I have already signed us up, so there is that. 95 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,200 No, you have fucking not! You've done what? 96 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,600 Oh, come on, ladies. 97 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,480 The three of us, together again. 98 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,600 We will be unstoppable. 99 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:57,640 Come on! 100 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,160 Why are you so happy? Ugh. 101 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,120 Felix is defending his crown. 102 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:08,240 These are all of the different winners of the Carruthers Challenge. 103 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,240 It looks about white. 104 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,400 It looks a little male-only too. 105 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,920 Look, we've got to get me across the line with that boot. 106 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,480 "We"? Yeah. 107 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,240 Uh... Are you speaking French? 108 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:24,080 Cos "we" ain't got to do anything, all right? 109 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,520 Listen, I'm done dealing with this higgidy-haggedy system. 110 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,160 Higgidy-haggedy? Yes. 111 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,400 All right, you know this shit ain't for us. 112 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,720 A Pip and some dusty old boot somebody cut some of his foot off? 113 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,480 No, he didn't cut his foot off for the boot. 114 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,240 It was the boot he was wearing when he cut his foot off. 115 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,720 As in the motherfucker in the cotton-picking painting. 116 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,920 As in the founder of this school. 117 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,760 Yo, Jaheim, focus. 118 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,320 Jaheim! 119 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:50,200 Look, I'm going to be honest with you right now - 120 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,560 I don't care, all right? 121 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:53,760 Of course you don't. 122 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,160 Jaheim. Jaheim, wait! 123 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:59,160 Look, all right, any time I involve myself with this place 124 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:03,600 or anybody in it, it blows up in my face, all right? 125 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,160 I'm not giving any of myself to this school no more. I'm done. 126 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,520 I'm keeping my head down. 127 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,040 But the prestige. 128 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,240 Imagine one of our black faces in that book. 129 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:16,200 Ah, look. Hey, hey, Mabel! 130 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,480 Why don't you sign up with Mabel and, you know, 131 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,840 topple the patriarchy and all that, yeah. 132 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,200 That is actually a really good idea. 133 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,120 How about it, Mabes? This could be the year of the female. 134 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,800 We could 100% win if we just strategise. 135 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,480 I'll do the running. Oh... 136 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,240 I actually already have a team. 137 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:36,360 But good luck, though. 138 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,560 LAUGHTER 139 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,960 There's his girlfriend! 140 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,160 There she is! 141 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,480 Look who it is! 142 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,400 LAUGHTER Koku! Koku! 143 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,080 You fucked him, didn't you? 144 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,120 I...I cannot let him win. 145 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,960 Ahhh! 146 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,960 You are so jarring, you know that? 147 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,640 Right, I'll help you out now. 148 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,080 I'll play your stupid little game, but I'm not ruining my Air Forces 149 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,840 for this shit, all right? 150 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,080 You are the best! 151 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,880 What about Toby as our third? 152 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,800 There's no prize money, Toby. 153 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:28,800 Yeah, but that trophy's got to be worth something. 154 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,160 Hmm. Maybe. PHONE CHIMES 155 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:38,760 Femi-Femi-Femininity, feminine darling energy, queen, er... Yeah. 156 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,520 What's up, guys? You good? 157 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,040 Listen, erm, Toes has the shits. 158 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,880 Really bad. Erm... 159 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:50,040 But that means that Graham and I are looking for a third. You in? 160 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,040 No, you're all right. 161 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,360 I'm with these lot. 162 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,960 Oh. OK. Suit yourself. 163 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,400 Hrm-hrm. 164 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,000 I can be your third. 165 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,600 Erm... 166 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,720 Is that you, yeah, Xiang? 167 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:12,080 I know I don't look impressive or physically strong or... 168 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,160 All right, get along with the pitch, bro. 169 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,160 ..but I actually am fast, and loyal, and I'm smart. 170 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,880 And I know where the Pip might hide. 171 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,280 What is a Pip, bro? 172 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,760 Please, please, please? 173 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,320 Fine. Bro... What? 174 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,600 What? He seems like he knows his stuff. 175 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,120 Listen, have you seen this guy's legs? He can't run. 176 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,560 He's a keyboard warrior. 177 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:34,360 Who else have we got? Come on, let's go. 178 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,600 I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. 179 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,000 Yes. Yes! 180 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,720 XIANG CHUCKLES 181 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:46,320 It'd just be good to get you there early so we can, erm, do a few 182 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:50,080 pieces to camera and, you know, have you greet the kids as they arrive. 183 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,520 What's this? 184 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:56,760 In the back. 185 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,880 Hello, Stanley. 186 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,920 Oh, hey. So glad I caught you. 187 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,720 Busy, busy today, I know, I know. I won't keep you long. Yeah. 188 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,920 I brought cupcakes. Oh, why, thank you. 189 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,560 Do you have that list I asked for, 190 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:24,000 of the students who stayed on the grounds over exeat? 191 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,960 Yes, yes, they're, yeah... 192 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,400 Er... 193 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,480 There you go. Yeah. 194 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,880 Oh, wow. 195 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:35,480 Just as I thought. 196 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,160 Yeah. If you could bring 197 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,080 the following names to the main office... 198 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,840 Hmm, of course. 199 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,360 Bro, come on. 200 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,400 What do you mean, "Come on"? It's made of gold. 201 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,440 Toby, help me out here. No, no, I doubt that the trophy is solid gold. 202 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,720 OK. 203 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,080 Hey, Dilton. 204 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:57,760 What's that about? 205 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,960 Yeah, um, I might have messed that one up. 206 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,320 And my chances with the Raisinettes. 207 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,600 Oh, my God. 208 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,120 Ooh, trouble in paradise? 209 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,160 Bro, it's not like that. 210 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,720 You know he liked you. Yeah, I know. 211 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:11,640 It's just...two friends needed help and I had to make a tough call. 212 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,680 Him and...? 213 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,400 Oh. 214 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,120 Don't be dumb, we just slept together. Fire. Huh? 215 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,600 Not like that. We just slept together. 216 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,440 Yeah, full fire. No, we just fell asleep at the same time. 217 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,200 So, it was you that was with my boyfriend. 218 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,040 He didn't pick up any of my calls. 219 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,800 No, look. Rupert isn't gay. 220 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,080 And I would never do that, Florence. 221 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:37,400 I'm joking, Omar. I swear you're blushing. 222 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,000 Black people nah blush. 223 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,600 What are you going to do about Dilton? 224 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,360 I don't know, I might just leave it. 225 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,320 You proper wanted to be in the Raisinettes 226 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,320 and you blew that off for Rupert? 227 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,120 Man, just chat to this Dilton brother. 228 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,760 I'm with Toby on that. Mm. 229 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,040 Apologise. 230 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,800 I think he'll understand. 231 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,920 Mr Adebayo, Mr Palmer-Grace and Mr Staithes, 232 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:01,640 you must report to the main office immediately. 233 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,960 Come with me. Come on. 234 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,360 Come on, let's go. 235 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,160 What's... What's going on? 236 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,440 MURMURING 237 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,200 Shit... 238 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,520 Uh-oh. 239 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,280 Carol! 240 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,400 Hi. Oh, Florence! 241 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,120 Oh, God, so beautiful. 242 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,560 Turn 18 and get married already so I can call you daughter. 243 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,960 Um, I... I thought they stopped parents observing the challenge. 244 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,200 Oh, yes, I won't be going anywhere near the field. 245 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,680 Well, darling, you were probably in town 246 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:41,080 during all of this commotion over exeat, 247 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,960 but someone brought drugs onto school grounds 248 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,760 and then there was a fire. 249 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:49,240 God. Nothing to worry your gorgeous little head about. 250 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:53,240 Ohhh, couple goals, am I right? 251 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,080 Ha-ha! 252 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,440 Aww. 253 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,080 Bye. Bye. 254 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,640 What is your mum doing here? 255 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,480 Oh, hi to you too. 256 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,040 I have a really bad feeling about this. 257 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,600 I think they know about the shrooms. 258 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,280 How would they have found out? 259 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,320 Who cares? It's fine. 260 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,000 I mean, the worst that happens is we get one day of overs. It's fine. 261 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,280 Well, we should tell the others, so we're all on the same page. 262 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,840 On the same page? What? And how do you know one of them won't snitch? 263 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,360 Well, Omar definitely wouldn't. 264 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,800 He's like your bestie, right? 265 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,560 You guys, like, sleep together. 266 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,720 No, we fucking don't. What are you talking about? 267 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,280 Sleep in the same room. Surely that counts for something. 268 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,560 I'm not fucking five years old. 269 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,440 I don't have any best mates. He's a roommate at best. 270 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,880 OK, I was joking. I don't know what Omar's been telling you, but I was 271 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,760 high as hell on those shrooms, all right? 272 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,720 Omar hasn't said anything, so why don't you relax, hon? 273 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,200 God forbid you have a friendship 274 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,240 with someone who actually gives a shit about you. 275 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:44,760 Hear ye, hear ye, from Pip's hand to journey's end, 276 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,880 you must evade the wrath of thine enemy 277 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:51,320 and cross the line by eventide. 278 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,760 What the hell does that even mean? 279 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,080 HORN BLARES 280 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,840 What's with the likkle running yute? 281 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,880 HORN BLARES 282 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,280 The Pip is the fastest year seven in the school. 283 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,600 He needs to survive all day without getting caught. 284 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,080 It's brutal for them. 285 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,040 They get absolutely battered. 286 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,800 But they're children-children. 287 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,480 They've got the boot. 288 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,000 No head shots. 289 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,400 N-O head shots. 290 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,040 WHIRRING 291 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,320 Let the games begin! 292 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,680 Remember to always wear protection. 293 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,360 Let's go! 294 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,560 Kill, kill, kill! 295 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,240 Come on, hurry up. Bloody slow. What are you doing? Get on there! 296 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,720 All right, let's go. 297 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,480 I'm low-key frightened, you know. 298 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,880 Come on, Flo, come on. 299 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,040 Take no prisoners, boys. 300 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,320 No mercy, no surrender! 301 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,000 Hey, Abs, cover my back. Cover me! 302 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,720 Ride or die! 303 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:22,240 Yeah, boy! All right, all right. Let's go. Go, man. 304 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,720 So, what is it this time? 305 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,000 They taken the ketamine from the horses again? 306 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,400 There was a fire, Barry. 307 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,880 They're out of control, these kids. 308 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,320 Oh, wow. They're cooking meth, then. 309 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,280 We need to nip it in the bud now before it escalates. 310 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,520 Do you need anything from... from me, Carol? 311 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,680 SHOUTING 312 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:46,880 Over there! 313 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,920 Ouch, got me in the eye! 314 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,920 And as soon as I see that bitch of a boy, 315 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,560 I'm aiming for his dick and balls. 316 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:10,040 Damn, Leah, dick and balls, that's kind of crazy. 317 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,520 Yeah, well, he's a prick and you shouldn't be backing him. 318 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,200 Listen, I don't know the bruddah like you do, 319 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,640 but still, dick and balls is kind of mad. 320 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,000 It's like all you bruddahs think with is your dicks. 321 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000 And as soon as that gets wet, you miraculously and audaciously 322 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,360 lose any sense and logic you might have had. 323 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,920 Look, I'm going to be 100% honest with you right now, 324 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,960 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 325 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,840 I'm talking about how you boys act one way until you get what you want 326 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,480 and then it's complete, like, 360. 327 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,560 You mean, 180. 328 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,360 I-I...think. 329 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:47,000 Listen, yeah, I don't know what that Koku brother did to install 330 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,360 this much anger inside you, yeah, 331 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,520 but listen, that bruddah showed you what he was like from day dot, 332 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:55,800 I'm telling you. Bro, this is a different world he's from. 333 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,720 They're all from this world, like. 334 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,800 If you're trying to find understanding here, then sorry, B, 335 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,880 but you're not finding that. 336 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,440 Different world or not, still, dick and balls. 337 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:08,600 It's easier to hold someone else accountable than yourself, so... 338 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,040 Ho-ho, Xiang with the bars, yeah! 339 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,320 Shhh! 340 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,960 What? Can we please just be quick and quiet? 341 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,640 I think I know where the Pip is. 342 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,680 No, I saw Koku's fat head go that way. 343 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,120 Let's take him out. 344 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,720 I thought you wanted to win. 345 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:25,040 Sounds like somebody's got other intentions. 346 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:29,400 Well...obviously I want to win, it's just, like... 347 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,240 ..we've just got to take out the competition. 348 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,560 I don't know about you, bro, 349 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,720 but it sounds like somebody doesn't want to take accountability. 350 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,080 He's got a point. 351 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,520 What? XIANG TUTS AND SIGHS 352 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,680 What, bro? 353 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,040 Swear to God, you lot annoying as hell, bro. 354 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,040 So, we have brought you... Ahem. 355 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,360 So you're aware, this isn't an interview, it's just a chat. 356 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,280 You're free to leave at any time. 357 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,520 Yeah. 358 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,760 As a young black man, I'm well versed in such proceedings. 359 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,520 Well, it's come to my attention that there was a fire 360 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,200 started on school grounds 361 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:17,120 and we suspect it was due to the manipulation of illegal substances. 362 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,920 We're talking about meth. 363 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:26,080 Mm, now, if someone was cooking up meth, I'd want to know 364 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,680 if it was for personal use or distribution. 365 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,960 Bro, what are you talking about? 366 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,440 Man, that's that white people shit. 367 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,120 How do you explain this? Hmm? 368 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,160 HE SNIGGERS 369 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,600 Is that... Is that weed oil? 370 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,360 The fact that you know what it is 371 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,400 isn't helping your case here, young man. 372 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,480 This is an arrestable offence. 373 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,080 Why do you reckon we're here? 374 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,080 Do you think it's because of the weed? 375 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,760 Or the shrooms? 376 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:07,920 Could it be the fire? 377 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,480 Argh, I can't believe you got me into this. 378 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,160 Sorry, what? 379 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,400 I wouldn't have been there if you lot weren't so... 380 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,320 So? So, what, Femi? 381 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,800 I shouldn't have been there. 382 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,520 Well, sorry for extending the invite. 383 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,120 Sorry for trying to bond with you people. 384 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,760 "You people"? Yeah? 385 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,680 Femi, are you for real right now? 386 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,600 It doesn't matter how many polo shirts you buy, 387 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,560 you will never be one of them, Femi. 388 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,320 That's why they bailed on you. 389 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,280 FEMI CHUCKLES 390 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,480 Bailed on ME? 391 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,760 Sorry, er, where's your mate, Rupert? Hmm? 392 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,640 Funny how him and his girlfriend - who brought the drugs - aren't here, 393 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,480 but you are. 394 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,160 And you're making it out like I'm the naive one. 395 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,240 Ori e o pe. 396 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,600 FEMI SUCKS TEETH 397 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,200 Did you know that in this town alone, there are over 5,000 opiate 398 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,040 and heroin and crack users? 399 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,280 That's double the national average, you know. 400 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,040 And you come in here, talking to me about weed. 401 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,760 It's still a class B drug. 402 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,040 That? 403 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,320 This? 404 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,480 This isn't even a pack. 405 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,120 It's probably some medicinal shit or something. 406 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,760 Sorry for swearing... 407 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,520 ..but, I mean... 408 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,000 I wouldn't know about that. 409 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,120 You're so full of shit, Jaheim. 410 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,200 I thought you said you were going to help me win. What the hell? 411 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,720 Oh whatever, man. 412 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,520 Listen, this game is rigged anyway. 413 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,560 It's not meant for us to win. 414 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:50,440 Oh, shocker - same shitty attitude you've had all term. 415 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,640 Why are you even here if you're not 416 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,400 going to try and that? Oh, my God, shut up and listen, yeah? 417 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,640 Cos if you would've let me land, I would've said it's not meant 418 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,040 for us to win because it's meant for the people that were born in this. 419 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,320 It's meant for the men that have this in their flipping back garden. 420 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,440 Look. 421 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,480 What? 422 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,600 Yeah. 423 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 424 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,040 I'm just trying to make the game a bit more fair, innit? 425 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,160 In fact, think your boy, Koku, 426 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,920 ain't too far from here... Wait, Jaheim... 427 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,200 You hacked the drone? 428 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,320 Yes, I did. 429 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,120 Oh, my God. 430 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,560 I could fucking kiss you right now. Well, don't do that. 431 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,640 Haaa! You could kiss me. 432 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,880 Would you keep up? 433 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,560 Is her foot even broken? 434 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,680 Huh. 435 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,760 I think we should go right. 436 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,520 We can gain higher ground. 437 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,720 Last year, the Pip was found by the river. 438 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:46,880 OK, so? 439 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,280 So, it's always there. This isn't news, hon. 440 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,880 Maybe shit is different now. Deal with it. 441 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,640 Let's just try something else and be done with this. 442 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,320 What, so you can get back to your new best friend 443 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,640 and swap fucking haircare secrets? 444 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,160 ABBY GASPS Get over yourself, Markle. 445 00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,680 You can't say shit like that. 446 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,760 I always say shit like that, 447 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,920 but suddenly, I'm a bitch, it's a problem, I'm ignorant. 448 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,200 You are ignorant. 449 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,480 Name one ignorant thing I have ever done to you. 450 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,160 I'm not sitting here tallying your indiscretions, Florence. 451 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,760 Clearly you are, Abby, because you've been acting like a stuck-up 452 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,680 bitch ever since you remembered you were bla... 453 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,400 I dare you to finish that. 454 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,640 One ignorant thing. Go on. OK. That stupid joke you made about 455 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,880 Jaheim's dick taking out a whole village. 456 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,800 That was Beatrix! 457 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,480 Well, he was wearing grey fucking shorts. 458 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,360 I know a prominent dick outline when I see one. 459 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,040 You call me exotic-looking whenever I put on eyeliner. 460 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,400 You say my hair is wild when I haven't pulled it back! 461 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,840 Girls! You asked me once if I knew Swahili. 462 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,560 Swahili, Florence! 463 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,400 Girls! I found the fucking Pip! 464 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,280 Please don't shoot me. 465 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,240 That depends on one thing. 466 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,840 Hand us the boot. 467 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,400 Bitch! 468 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,960 Weed, Carol. Really? 469 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,360 Remind me of your badge number, kind sir. 470 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,000 Barry, trust me, let's cut this one loose. 471 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,600 I know I can get something out of one of the other ones. 472 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,680 I promise there's more than weed at play here. 473 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,720 We just have to find it. 474 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,880 DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING 475 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,520 There's no need to be scared. 476 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,120 I'm not scared. I just don't know what I'm doing here. 477 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,120 I get it. 478 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,240 No snitch, no stitch. Right? 479 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,640 We want to get this sorted out quickly and internally. 480 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,120 It's how we do things here at St Gilbert's. 481 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,000 No-one needs to know. 482 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,840 Or we call your parents. 483 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,320 What do you say? 484 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,000 What the fuck have you been saying to Florence? What? 485 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,480 Why have you been running your mouth? Rupert, I don't have time for this right now. No, no, no, no. 486 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,280 No, get off! I'm about to be questioned by the police. What? 487 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,560 Presumably over your girlfriend's drugs. So chill. 488 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,200 Shit. 489 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,320 Police? 490 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,400 Shit, I'm sorry. I had no idea. 491 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,160 You take the left. 492 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,960 You, right. Come here. Let's do this. 493 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,520 Move out. 494 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:29,320 Back up. Back up. Guns on the ground. 495 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,880 Don't move. 496 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,360 Back off. 497 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,040 LAUGHTER 498 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,400 We don't want to ruin your pretty little outfits, 499 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,800 so why not give up the boot, eh? GUNFIRE 500 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,840 Ooh! Ooh! 501 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:47,760 Whoo! Brap, brap, brap, brap, brap! That's what you get, bitch! Bitch! 502 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,560 Whoo! Asshole. Whoo! 503 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,160 Too busy hunting me down. 504 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,320 Didn't realise you got shot too. 505 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,600 What? 506 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,000 Mabel. 507 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,360 Hi. 508 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,680 You shot me. Wagwan? 509 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,600 Nothing wagwan, Leah. It's a game. 510 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,560 Yeah, right, as if it's not about this fat forehead prick. 511 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,160 Well, maybe if you were thinking about someone other than him, 512 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,440 you wouldn't have been shot. 513 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,280 Oh, so it is about the limp dick prick. 514 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,880 I'm right here. I know. 515 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,240 Mabel, I apologised. Barely. 516 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,320 You said we'd talk about it later and we never did 517 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,600 because you're all about you and all your shit. 518 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,640 You didn't even check in to see how I felt. 519 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,360 Well, I'm sorry if I had to cleanse my body from the Uncle Tom 520 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:34,920 I let inside of me. Again, all about you. 521 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,000 And Jesus Christ, Mabel, you are so fucking needy! 522 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,920 What? Yes. Me?! You. 523 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,760 Needy?! Needy. Shut up! 524 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,920 Leah, you got shot but we didn't. We're still playing. 525 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,440 I drop everything to help you and I'm needy? 526 00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,920 Fuck you. 527 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:06,480 Mabel, I didn't mean... 528 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,880 Show's over, Little Mix. 529 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,600 Hand over the boot or we will empty our loads... 530 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,760 ..from the paintball gun. 531 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,120 Fuck me. 532 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,160 Do you know what? Yeah, you can just have it. 533 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,480 It was your idea to play this fucking game! 534 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,440 I just wanted us to spend some time together 535 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,200 but instead, all we've done is assassinate each other's characters 536 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,720 and I, I hate it! 537 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,120 You are both being selfish, self-centred little hags 538 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,720 and it stops now. 539 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,680 Just stop being little shits and apologise! 540 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,320 Sorry. 541 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,160 Sorry. Oh! Properly! 542 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,400 I'm sorry. 543 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,600 I didn't mean anything I said. 544 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,160 I was just upset cos it's like you found Leah and suddenly, 545 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,400 we didn't matter any more. 546 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,480 Just because me and Leah are friends 547 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,040 does not mean that you two are not my bitches. 548 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,600 I would never say anything to hurt you. 549 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,280 Well, I can just be an insensitive jealous dick sometimes 550 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,280 but...I love you. 551 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,800 You're the most beautiful girl I know. 552 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,280 I love you too. 553 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:14,000 I'm sorry I've been distant, and I am sorry about your foot. 554 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,440 It's all right. It's not like you did it on purpose. 555 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,560 Abby, you sadistic cow. 556 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,800 LAUGHS 557 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,760 In all honesty, it's not even broken. 558 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,960 Oh, yeah, we know. We know. 559 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:29,680 I love you bitches. 560 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,040 I love you too. Slag. THEY GIGGLE 561 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,760 And I love you both. 562 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,280 You whores! Oh! 563 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,360 So...we can have the boot? Xiang. 564 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:50,240 Uh, hey! Bitches, slags, whores, yeah, whatever. 565 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:54,080 Um, quick question - cos you guys aren't playing any more 566 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,920 and we are, could we maybe, you know, have the boot, please? 567 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,120 We, we, we don't have to have that one. 568 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,120 We can go and find another one, right? 569 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,920 But just that one on your shoulder would do very nicely, please. 570 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,160 Please. 571 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,840 Thank you. 572 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:21,160 Carruthers! Carruthers! Carruthers! 573 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,640 Right, uh, well done, everyone. That was very touching. Let's go. 574 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,000 Take one for the team. 575 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,200 No, it's not really about winning though, is it? 576 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,920 It's about the power of friendship. 577 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,040 I feel like no-one's listening to me. 578 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,200 Fab-a-lab-a-ding-dong. 579 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,000 Fuck's sake. Sorry, girls. 580 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,400 GUNFIRE, GIRLS SCREAM 581 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,440 Good luck. Yeah. 582 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,080 How you doing? 583 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,920 Someone's got to win soon. Yeah. 584 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,160 How was it? Did you find the Pip? 585 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,920 SHE SOBS 586 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,360 Tears of joy. Yeah. Hmm. PHONE BUZZES 587 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,760 Hello? 588 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,920 Well, of course I'm hard to reach, Tiffany. 589 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,400 I'm in the middle of nowhere. 590 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,840 What?! 591 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,880 I can't believe they're still getting away with this shit. 592 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,360 Getting away with what? The whole strip search thing, right? 593 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,800 I mean, clearly that's what they're doing in there. 594 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,640 I've...I've never been stopped by the police before. 595 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,600 Look, if I know anything about school policy, and trust me, 596 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,000 I know school policy, they've already 597 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,040 searched your room for drugs and obviously found nothing in there, 598 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,120 right? So... 599 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,200 Right. The easiest thing for you to do is just show them 600 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,600 that you have nothing on you. How do I do that? 601 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,040 OK. Um... 602 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,560 ..just unturn your pockets so they can see there's nothing there. 603 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,760 See? There you go. Yeah. Nothing there. 604 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,360 Thanks. 605 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:28,080 Right. Ah, but, no, you might have something strapped around here, 606 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,320 so, you're going to have to take that off. Yeah. 607 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,680 Take it off. I'm being serious. 608 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,240 OK. 609 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,760 Someone had drugs on school grounds over exeat. 610 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,280 So, we have to call your parents so we can get a drug test authorised. 611 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,440 Drug test?! Ke?! 612 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,320 Nah. Please. I-I... 613 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,040 ..I'll get sent to Nigeria! 614 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,480 Unless... Unless what? 615 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,280 Well, unless we find who this actually belongs to, 616 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,000 we have to assume it's you. 617 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,880 Google what he's saying. 618 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,000 Ooh, trainers too. Yeah, dealers always have drugs in their trainers. 619 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,080 OK. Hm-mm. 620 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,240 Mm, socks too. 621 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,720 But can't they see an outline through my socks? 622 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,800 Like, surely I don't need to do this. No, no, no, no. 623 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,280 These days, dealers have all sorts of hidden compartments. 624 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,000 Come on, socks off. It's for your own good. 625 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,320 Quickly. Come on, someone could come. 626 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:49,680 Yeah. 627 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,040 Yeah, that's it. 628 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,600 What else? 629 00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,800 Maybe the vest. 630 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,520 Or maybe, uh... Whoa. Tracksuit bottoms? 631 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,320 What? Fuck you doing? Fuck! 632 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,480 Huh? The vest too? 633 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,960 Ain't this what you want, Rupert? 634 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,520 Cos I can't see any reason why you'd want this except to see my dick! 635 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,920 You're a fucking weirdo. No, I'm a fucking idiot 636 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,600 ignoring what everyone says about you. 637 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:20,040 Yeah? What's everyone saying? You're a sociopathic, pathetic knob. 638 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,400 And that's without everyone knowing about your daddy issues. 639 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,040 Yeah, that's funny that, I'm the sociopath with the daddy issues, 640 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,480 yet you're the fucking loser 641 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,520 who could just about get me to be his mate. 642 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:32,200 If playing with me gets your sad little rocks off... 643 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,080 ..get your fill. I did. 644 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,400 Thank you. 645 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,840 What the hell is going on here?! 646 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,600 Carol, what have you done? 647 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,240 Shit. 648 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,800 The quickest route crosses paths with Felix. But if we take 649 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,120 the longer route, they'll beat us there and batter us 650 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,720 before we've even crossed the line. 651 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:22,520 Bro, where's all this negativity coming from, man? 652 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,400 I'm just being real, Jaheim. 653 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,880 Listen, I did not come this far just to lose, right? 654 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,840 I'm doing this for you two. So, we'd better find a way around it. 655 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,560 Thanks for the positivity, Oprah, 656 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,880 but we will lose because Felix is watching. 657 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,360 He's always watching. 658 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:39,960 I'm just going to run. 659 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,240 Give me the boot. What? No. Give me the boot! 660 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,240 Give me the boot! 661 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,560 Stand by. 662 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,120 Get ready. 663 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,360 Aargh! Hold it! Go, go, go! 664 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,360 THEY SCREAM 665 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,640 Ow! 666 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:02,040 Urgh! Ow, ow, ow! Well, well, well. 667 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,640 Looks like we've caught ourselves a little whopper. 668 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,920 I've blown off three dicks today and I will blow off three more. 669 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,240 No, I didn't... I... 670 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,360 I didn't, I didn't mean it like that. You... 671 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,120 You're out. Remember? 672 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,080 If you shoot us, your whole team will be disqualified. 673 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,240 Bad luck. 674 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:25,680 Oh, and, uh, you were right. 675 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,360 I am always watching. 676 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,920 We know, you perv! 677 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,880 Well, yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers! 678 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,760 CHEERING 679 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,000 Shit! Shit on it! 680 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,640 Yeah! 681 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,640 Fuck! Don't fucking touch me! 682 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,080 Yeah! 683 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,720 The police?! 684 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,560 Barry's hardly a SWAT team. 685 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:34,200 They're kids. There was a fire, Bernard! Drugs! 686 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,680 There's always drugs! 687 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,520 It's a private sch... 688 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,360 This is a private school, not a monastery. 689 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,160 I told you I have a handle on it. 690 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,320 No, you don't. 691 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,800 I've got half a mind to call the board and tell them... 692 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:52,040 What? That you, uh, had three underage kids questioned without 693 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,640 parental knowledge or authorisation? 694 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,800 Get the hell out of my school. 695 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:09,320 It's only a matter of time before everyone else sees what I can, 696 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,560 then you're gone. 697 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,080 DOOR SLAMS 698 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:24,040 BEEPS Send him in, please. 699 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,960 Sit down. 700 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,680 Omar, I... 701 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:44,800 ..I have no words. 702 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,880 What Mrs Watlington-Geese did to you was despicable 703 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,400 and I intend to get to the bottom of it. 704 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,880 I don't want anyone to know. 705 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,440 It will just blow back on me. No, I wouldn't let that happen. 706 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,760 Why don't you leave the matter with me? And I promise 707 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,880 I will...have it resolved in a timely and discreet manner. 708 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,120 Can I leave, please? 709 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,640 Of course. 710 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:28,960 Hey. 711 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,240 Dilton. 712 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,120 Don't you mean Rupert? 713 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,800 Honestly, I'm so sorry. 714 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,000 No, no, no. It's not your fault. I'm the twat 715 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,640 cos I left my fate and the Raisinettes on you. 716 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,760 It meant a lot to me, too. 717 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,920 More than you could imagine. 718 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,160 I can't imagine. 719 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,080 And I don't believe you. 720 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,760 Is this the champion chariot? Yes, it is! 721 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 722 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,920 Oh... CHEERING 723 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,080 Yeah! Whoo! 724 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,760 Jaheim! Come on. That's my boy! 725 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:33,400 Yo, thank you for letting me get past that line with the boot, man. 726 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,000 Only one winner. I'm glad it was you. 727 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,800 Wait, what? Why are the police here? What? 728 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,760 And the boys still haven't messaged you back? No. 729 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,480 Thank you. Incredible. Why don't this feel right, Jaheim? 730 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,160 Why were the police here? 731 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,880 Toby, Omar and Femi weren't at the challenge. 732 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,240 Why? 733 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,360 That is none of your concern. 734 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,080 But it is my concern. 735 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,400 They're my friends. 736 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,440 Yes, and they're my students. 737 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,640 Was there anything else, Miss Ashford? 738 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,760 SHE GASPS, SCOFFS 739 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,520 Sit down. 740 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,520 How did Carol get hold of this? 741 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,280 I've absolutely no idea, sir. 742 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:48,040 Well, first things first, we need to contact Omar's parents. 743 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,360 We thought it might help for Preeya and I to speak with them first. 744 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,440 From a PR standpoint, it's important that we contain it. 745 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,960 Omar has decided he does not wish to draw attention to the matter, 746 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,400 so, it's, it's best we don't, uh, take it any further. 747 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,520 Let that be a relief to us all. 748 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:10,040 Uh, the school is currently going through a difficult chapter, 749 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,600 so we think following all procedures 750 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,800 and policies would probably be best, B. 751 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,200 HE SIGHS Fine. 752 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,720 But after the fundraiser. 753 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,320 That's weeks away. 754 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,680 Without donations, the school cannot function, 755 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:28,000 and we certainly can't support our new scholarship students. 756 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Last thing I need right now is 757 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,760 our donors getting a whiff of yet another shit storm. 758 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:36,760 PR aside, I mean, we just saw Omar, we could at least... 759 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,920 Listen, the children's wellbeing is my job, not yours. 760 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,880 Of course. 761 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:49,720 Stanley, before the fundraiser, I want you to search every dorm 762 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:54,080 and confiscate every piece of contraband you can find. 763 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:58,480 I don't want to find so much as a cough drop on the school grounds. 764 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,920 Understood? Of course. 765 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:05,160 We could take away their phones, we could turn off the internet, 766 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:09,400 and that way, they won't be able to, uh, contact their dealers. 767 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,000 Just a suggestion. 768 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,280 Good idea. Why not? B, 769 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,520 I know things can feel like they're closing in on you... 770 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,440 I promise you that this issue will be resolved. 771 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:22,600 But right now, we need to ensure that this fundraiser 772 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,360 goes without a hitch. 773 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:27,120 Is that clear? Yes, B. Yes, Bernard. Yes, sir. 774 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,920 So, I told that copper, I ain't no snitch. 775 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,880 You're a bloody rah'scal, that's what. 776 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,840 Rah'scals, rah'scals, rah'scals, rah'scals, 777 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,000 rha'scals, rha'scals, rha'scals! 778 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:47,880 ALL CHEER Let's go, let's go, let's go! 779 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,600 Omar, I just saw the police. Where have you been all day? 780 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,240 What happened? Can we just leave it? 781 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:56,560 I can call Gus. Look, right? Listen to me. Listen to me for once, right? 782 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,880 No, but if I just... No, no, no, no. Listen. Right? I'm not your child. 783 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,120 It's none of your business. 784 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,040 Sorry, but if I just call him... Look, leave it! 785 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,640 Right? Leave it. 786 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,520 I'm fine. I'm fucking fine! 787 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,600 Leave me alone. 788 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,160 789 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,720 790 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,720 On the trek home 791 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,960 With my head held low 792 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,520 793 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,600 I take a flight inside my mind 794 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,880 When the feeling's right 795 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,760 It's only me 796 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,600 It's only me 797 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,720 It's only me 798 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,560 It's only me 799 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,640 It's only me 800 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,360 It's only me 801 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,560 It's only me 802 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,360 It's only me...